It's General McFist's McBirthday! Strap on your orphan armor and let's all go punch something in his honor.

Also, I need you to know that this was one of his actual presents:

Happy Birthday, General!

(Waiting with baited breath for the TAY review.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, General! May the coming year be filled to the rafters with Nutella Oreo cheesecake, marathon PS4 multiplayer gaming sessions, and the finest of horse oils :D